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Sunday, November 13, 2011

Speed Trap Story

Ada sorang paci ani,
ya kai keta kancil,
tym nya jalan lalu highway tutong dri lambak a2 abis tia jua minyak ketanya ah,
menyiring ya n kluar melambai-lambai nahan krita minta tulung,
tp nda satu pun yg mau branti,
nda bth a2 ada tia ferrari branti dpn krita paci ah

bro ferrari : napa ya paci? Rusak kh?
Paci : nda plg rusak wang,abis minyak ganya
bro ferrari : bah mun da aku bleh nulung narik krita kita pai k stesen minyak jrudung ah
paci : bah trima kasih ku bnyk2 wang, tp jan d bwa laju2 wang ah, aku nda dpt laju2 ani
bro ferrari : bh ok 2 paci,jan th kta ingau,kalau kita rasa aku membwa laju krg kta bgi ja high light atau pun kta hon2 kh

lapas a2 ferrari a2 pun menarik kancil paci ah

tiba2 ada tia krita evo10 mutung krita ferrari a2,
bro ferrari apa lgi panas ati nya kna putung ah, d bubut nya krita evo ah.

Tp nda jauh d dpn arh bkit shah bandar ada pulis membuat speed trap.
Apalgi pulis ane,d cntct nya tia member nya

pulis 1 : bro kajap lgi ko tahan 3 buah krita yg kn dtg rh kmu ah, belumba bh drg
pulis 2 : bh ok 2, tp apa keta nya?
Pulis 1 : ko tahan krita evo 10,pastu ferrari n yg krita sbuting ani gerenti ko nda picaya ni
pulis 2 : aduh apakn krita nya?
Pulis 1 : kerita kancil ja yo membuntuti ferrari ah siap d highlight n d hon nya ferrari ah kan memutung, gila ahh

--By Adib, Assistance of Top Tuned (2011)

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